samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

Jul 22      ♥ 50350     source     /    me , 

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

Jul 22      ♥ 41622     source  

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

Jul 22      ♥ 772951  

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

Jul 21      ♥ 267133  

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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Jul 21      ♥ 51385     /    me , 

joshpeck:

baileysglasses:

joshpeck:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

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Jul 21      ♥ 95302     source  

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Jul 21      ♥ 573482     source  
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teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

Jul 21      ♥ 66830     source  

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

Jul 21      ♥ 1126178     source